Shit trans* boys say
- Me: I'm so sad we forgot our penis bag.
- Him: Why?
- Me: I'm wearing my pretty boy underwear and my packer's in there.
- Him: Just take (other partner)'s. It'll be the wrong color but the right size
- Me: No I can't just take his penis!
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh shit I’m an atheist!!
Sorry I have been gone so long.
Update: Me and my boyfriend now have a new partner and he is absolutely adorable and we both love him dearly.
So now back to the funny things he says.
I only believe in God if he is in my computer
Boifriend: “I have it figured out. The closet monster is a horrible fiend who is made of everyone who has died while closeted. They are vengeful because they want to live vicariously through you so if you leave your closet door open at night they drag you off and turn you gay. That’s why I’m gay. The closet monster got me.
Me- “Then your heterophobic.”
Him- “Of course I’m heterophobic they are wrong in the eyes of god
Him- Can we get a dog? We can name it Toke!
Him- are you crying?
Me- no I’m slobering
Him- its like crying but from your mouth
Do you want to know why I love our relationship? We have a serious fight, then after I send you of a .gif of two women squirting on an octopus.
